Quote #1404
We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Quote #8151
One should never direct people towards happiness, because happiness too is an idol of...
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #30450
The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Quote #30226
I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written...
Quote #20896
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Quote #419
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Quote #9984
Happines is like mercury. Hard to hold, and when we drop it, it shatters...
Quote #10395
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
Quote #1365
Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth...