Quote #31450
Mire Hacia Las Estrellas. Look At The Stars.
Quote #5167
Even a stopped clock is right two times a day.
Quote #3419
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Quote #31248
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out,...
Quote #22481
I gave ‘em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it...
Quote #12983
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
Quote #8052
Creditors have better memories than debtors.
Quote #30838
If the thunder is not loud, the peasant forgets to cross himself.
Quote #12417
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
Quote #2206
A man with his belly full of the classics is an enemy of the...