Quote #1851
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Quote #26743
Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
Quote #9774
The sane appear as strange to the mad as the mad to the sane
Quote #22314
The countenance is the portrait of the soul, and the eyes mark its intentions.
Quote #3238
I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
Quote #2521
I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.
Quote #34062
Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage...
Quote #24844
Early to bed and early to rise — till you get enough money to...
Quote #29252
To love another person is to help them love God.
Quote #2326
The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.