Quote #1453
There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
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There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Quote #26930
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
Quote #8750
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Quote #20298
There is one thing alone that stands the brunt of life throughout its course...
Quote #3667
1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not...
Quote #27369
The great end of education is to discipline rather than to furnish the mind...
Quote #2458
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female....
Quote #45
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do...
Quote #28274
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...