Quote #15256
Humor – the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole.
Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #18597
Eric Draven Jesus Christ Stop me if you heard this one Jesus Christ walks...
Quote #30241
President Reagan was elected on the promise of getting government off the backs of...
Quote #21379
Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances...
Quote #1230
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance.
Quote #17062
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . ....
Quote #23391
Only a brave person is willing to honestly admit, and fearlessly to face, what...
Quote #18332
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered
Quote #8748
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are...