Quote #24148
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
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Well, I’m not a crook.
Quote #33392
I don’t really trust a sane person.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you Weep, and you weep alone For the...
Quote #18080
Samir No, not again. I… why does it say paper jam when there is...
Quote #33027
Never love anything that can’t love you back.
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Find out what whiskey he drinks and send all of my generals a case,...
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It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes...
Quote #28965
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
Quote #6780
Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.