Quote #11698
Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse.
Quote #3253
I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes...
Quote #28549
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line...
Quote #26731
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Quote #14562
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Quote #22031
Gentlemen, it is better to have died as a small boy than to fumble...
Quote #20607
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
Quote #8031
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Quote #27077
All universal moral principles are idle fantasies.
Quote #33033
The world is a funny paper read backwards. And that way it isn’t so...