Quote #29962
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #2791
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
Quote #15743
Unless you are prepared yourself to profit by your chance, the opportunity will only...
Quote #3279
Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.
Quote #10575
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is...
Quote #10530
Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious....
Quote #1463
People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.
Quote #16469
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Quote #17702
Nearly all legislation involves a weighing of public needs as against private desires and...