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Laughter is the best form of medicine. For when we laugh, we neither think,...
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The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one; Yet the life...
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Opinions are the cheapest commodities in the world.
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When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will...
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There are many victories worse than a defeat.
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Thou shalt be both the plaintiff and the judge of thine own cause.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how...
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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Common sense is not so common.
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No man will ever bring out of the Presidency the reputation which carries him...