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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious...
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Friends do not live in harmony merely, as some say, but in melody.
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I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe
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At the beginning of a great national change, the patriot is a scarce man:...
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A jest’s prosperity lies in the ear Of him that hears it, never in...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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I can’t forgive my friends for dying I don’t find these vanishing acts of...
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Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know He...
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Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.