Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
Quote #11678
Act as if were impossible to fail.
Quote #5816
There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the...
Quote #14287
We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us...
Quote #25255
I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #2382
Cleaning anything involves making something else dirty, but anything can get dirty without something...
Quote #26405
The remarkable thing about fearing God is that when you fear God you fear...
Quote #24084
To think ill of mankind, and not to wish ill to them, is perhaps...
Quote #21021
A liar will not be believed, even when he speaks the truth.