Quote #24937
As for life, it is a battle and a sojourning in a strange land...
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #32317
It’s not the burdens of everyday that drive men mad. It is the regret...
Quote #2841
Reason should direct and appetite obey.
Quote #8894
Every time we remember to say “thank you,” we experience nothing less than heaven...
Quote #12307
Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
Quote #5488
How do you define God? Like this. A God I could understand, at least...
Quote #4757
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
Quote #8483
I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.
Quote #16438
It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor...