Quote #29252
To love another person is to help them love God.
Quote #2124
Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan – a Mount Rushmore of incompetence.
Quote #6775
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Quote #21966
Don’t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never...
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
Quote #34272
Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
Quote #1060
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends…...
Quote #2205
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #27634
I have long considered it one of God’s greatest mercies that the future is...
Quote #3994
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself,...