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In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very...
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Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
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Let the world know you as you are, not as you think you should...
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Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of...
Quote #14269
Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse!
Quote #8060
Death is the only grammatically correct full stop?
Quote #1817
I envy people who drink – at least they know what to blame everything...
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If living conditions don’t stop improving in this country, we’re going to run out...
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If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.