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We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
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Our brightest blazes of gladness are commonly kindled by unexpected sparks.
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The government (is) extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised...
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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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That’s Hendrick’s 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.
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Life is pain, highness Anyone who says differently is selling something.
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Life is a library owned by an author. It has a few books which...
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Canada: A few acres of snow.
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The belief that there are other life forms in the universe is a matter...
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I’m in trouble because I’m normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don’t...