Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #22426
Children are a poor man’s wealth.
Quote #28593
Only the little people pay taxes.
Quote #23777
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Quote #20712
Experience is one thing you can’t get for nothing.
Quote #17138
One is never as fortunate or as unfortunate as one thinks.
Quote #6822
There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation...
Quote #28004
Class is how you treat people who can do nothing for you.
Quote #7519
Your face is a book, where men may read strange matters.
Quote #14255
A person travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns...