Quote #8746
Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put...
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Nature often holds up a mirror so we can see more clearly the ongoing...
Quote #3570
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as...
Quote #30554
You don’t need any brains to listen to music.
Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
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When you get to the end of your rope tie a knot and hang...
Quote #19426
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the...
Quote #4312
Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.
Quote #17905
Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but...
Quote #28982
It’s okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.