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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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The only reason for time is so that everything doesn’t happen at once.
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The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same...
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Everybody, my friend, everybody lives for something better to come. That’s why we want...
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Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not...
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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year...
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Tonight we are launching an effort which holds the promise of changing the course...
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If Shakespeare had to go on an author tour to promote Romeo and Juliet,...
Quote #17779
Irreverence is the champion of liberty and its one sure defense.