Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #7293
Learning makes a man fit company for himself.
Quote #27485
Always dream and shoot higher than you know how to. Don’t bother just to...
Quote #31283
I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
Quote #11796
The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another...
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #30302
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #19895
Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and...
Quote #32563
Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
Quote #30378
Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal.