Quote #13481
When you were born, you cried and the world rejoiced. Live your life so...
Quote #1869
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we hold of...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #18416
Modesty and unselfishness–these are the virtues which men praise–and pass by.
Quote #7549
Justice is the end of government. It is the end of civil society. It...
Quote #10946
Hell has no benefits, only torture.
Quote #11965
In this sad world of ours, sorrow comes to all… Perfect relief is not...
Quote #17523
If you let conditions stop you from working, they’ll always stop you.
Quote #10453
I dont want to be cross, Love cannot be forced.
Quote #22410
We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.