Quote #27851
We’re all human and we all goof. Do things that may be wrong, but...
Quote #22593
Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
Quote #29263
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #4360
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit...
Quote #29446
The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn’t...
Quote #19652
A gentleman will not insult me, and no man not a gentleman can insult...
Quote #8597
Fear less, hope more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Hate less,...
Quote #31326
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
Quote #20083
He that does not ask will never get a bargain.
Quote #1514
Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.