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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out but thought is irksome and...
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How many things which served us yesterday as articles of faith, are fables for...
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When you hire people that are smarter than you are, you prove you are...
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For a while I thought history was something bitter old men wrote. But Jack...
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America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our country.