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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Those who misrepresent the normal experiences of life, who decry being controversial, who shun...
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Hold a true friend with both your hands.
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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their...
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The expert at anything was once a beginner.
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A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to...
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Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we...
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Drunkenness is temporary suicide.
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Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present– which...
Quote #31450
Mire Hacia Las Estrellas. Look At The Stars.