Quote #185
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
Quote #25669
If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along...
Quote #33224
Those who misrepresent the normal experiences of life, who decry being controversial, who shun...
Quote #7871
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking...
Quote #26720
The final score after eight innings is Giants 3, Padres 2.
Quote #33844
There are 1011 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number....
Quote #28777
What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.
Quote #33939
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.
Quote #18793
The light of the stars that were extinguished ages ago still reaches us. So...
Quote #8150
I hope I never get so old I get religious.