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Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
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One good turn deserves another.
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When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
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Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.
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A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
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Christ is not valued at all unless He is valued above all.
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When in doubt, duck.
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There is nothing more wonderful than freedom of speech.
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To err is human, to purr is feline.
Quote #19532
I don’t like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves.