Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28390 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em...
Margaret Cho Quote #33739 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind...
Marcus Valerius Martialis, Epigrams Quote #4629 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
Fran Lebowitz Quote #12999 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
Hugh Elliott Quote #33799 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I am not dying, not anymore than any of us are at any moment....
J. Hawes Quote #16315 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 He that cannot decidedly say, “No,” when tempted to evil, is on the highway...
Ene Riisna Quote #31152 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A friend is someone who makes me feel totally acceptable.
Hunter S. Thompson, The Proud Highway Quote #13196 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for...
Robert Frost Quote #3876 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Arnold Bennett Quote #18284 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.