Quote #26871
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline...
Quote #12650
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
Quote #23179
The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and...
Quote #27284
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
Quote #25488
You can observe a lot just by watching.
Quote #8368
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.
Quote #30554
You don’t need any brains to listen to music.
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #15343
Joy is not a thing, it is in us.
Quote #21126
The human mind is our fundamental resource.