Quote #576
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
Quote #13378
The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #26186
One thing I can say about George…he may not be able to keep a...
Quote #13674
Nobody believes the official spokesman… but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Quote #29248
If I were to wish for anything, I should not wish for wealth and...
Quote #6630
It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to...
Quote #15477
Good manners and good morals are sworn friends and fast allies.
Quote #6152
Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.
Quote #5765
More appealing than knowledge itself is the feeling of knowledge.