Quote #13879
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves.
Quote #18208
Worries go better with soup than without.
Quote #17368
Man supposes that he directs his life and governs his actions, when his existence...
Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #13312
If slaughterhouses had glass walls everyone would be a vegetarian.
Quote #9833
A little Madness in the Spring Is wholesome even for the King.
Quote #8858
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone...
Quote #19471
Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it,...
Quote #8814
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other...
Quote #7830
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and...