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Worship the potato The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what...
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An ounce of cheerfulness is worth a pound of sadness to serve God with.
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression in order that every man present...
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If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not...
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There are three terrible ages of childhood – 1 to 10, 10 to 20,...
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The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight...
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Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told, ‘I’m with you kid....
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A family is but too often a commonwealth of malignants.
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I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.