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Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.
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It is extreme evil to depart from the company of the living before you...
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It is only by following your deepest instinct that you can lead a rich...
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For certain is death for the born And certain is birth for the dead...
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You can choose to be happy or sad and whichever you choose that is...
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Living next to you is in some ways like sleeping with an elephant. No...
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Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue
Quote #20412
The lawyer’s truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.