Quote #18342
If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s...
Quote #12396
Faith is not the knowledge of what the mystery of the universe is, but...
Quote #34879
The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
Quote #10845
Luck is the residue of design.
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #4576
The judge is condemned when the criminal is absolved.
Quote #406
Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.
Quote #8427
Broadly speaking, the short words are the best, and the old words best of...
Quote #2247
Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union.
Quote #808
Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body...