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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a...
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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Experience suggests it doesn’t matter so much how you got here, as what you...
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There are some things you can’t share without ending up liking each other.
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Better limp all the way to heaven than not get there at all.
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When two persons are together, two of them must no whisper to each other,...
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
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To be ignorant of what happened before you were born is to be ever...
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The Night has a thousand eyes, And the Day but one; Yet the light...
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When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...