Quote #2478
In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
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Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
Quote #16789
It’s all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and...
Quote #12089
It is a lesson never learned: Matters of state and the heart that start...
Quote #7592
Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Quote #21875
Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yieldAgainst stupidity the very godsThemselves contend in vain....
Quote #10143
We are never late. We arrive precisely when we mean to.
Quote #15726
A man desires praise that he may be reassured, that he may be quit...
Quote #13804
It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.