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If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
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Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch...
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Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would...
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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a...
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little...
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It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond...
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He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
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Three things in human life are important: the first is to be kind; the...
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Reporters thrive on the world’s misfortune. For this reason they often take an indecent...
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Be humble, if thou would’st attain to Wisdom. Be humbler still, when Wisdom thou...