Quote #7076
One hand washes the other. (Manus Manum Lavet)
Quote #26486
I would maintain that thanks are the highest form of thought, and that gratitude...
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #3889
Confusion is always the most honest response.
Quote #16683
We do not attract what we want, But what we are.
Quote #27423
Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters.
Quote #246
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #28861
What is originality Undetected plagiarism.
Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #8229
Well, all I know is what I read in the papers.