Quote #20372
There comes a time in every man’s life and I’ve had many of them.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #30079
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
Quote #29019
I live a day at a time. Each day I look for a kernel...
Quote #8940
We read frequently if unknowingly, in quest of a mind more original than our...
Quote #649
The computer is a moron.
Quote #29825
I have nothing but confidence in you, and very little of that.
Quote #2081
Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
Quote #22613
It is equally wrong to speed a guest who does not want to go,...
Quote #26459
Man is more himself, man is more manlike, when joy is the fundamental thing...