Quote #23128
It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of...
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #6864
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not...
Quote #2111
How could I lose to such an idiot?
Quote #34533
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
Quote #27907
I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the...
Quote #18533
It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
Quote #4184
Often an entire city has suffered because of an evil man.
Quote #34026
Spring has sprung. We’re free at last, people. Free at last. Thank you mother...
Quote #28192
Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For...