Quote #33418
Our children change uswhether they live or not.
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #15148
Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass.
Quote #10786
Blessed are the weak who think that they are good because they have no...
Quote #20589
How many of our daydreams would darken into nightmares if there seemed any danger...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #4821
We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
Quote #18671
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #33689
Et tu, Brute. You also, Brutus.