Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #15362
Poetry cannot be translated; and, therefore, it is the poets that preserve the languages;...
Quote #17098
Absence lessens the minor passions and increases the great ones, as the wind douses...
Quote #6267
Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
Quote #29761
Do not think of knocking out another person’s brains because he differs in opinion...
Quote #17703
Behind every argument is someone’s ignorance.
Quote #3108
Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.
Quote #15037
The principle of liberty and equality, if coupled with mere selfishness, will make men...
Quote #3188
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be...
Quote #16136
Men are punished by their sins, not for them.