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I believe in the institution of marriage and I intend to keep trying until...
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You know what makes good hair for a snow man REAL hair. Don’t ask...
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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
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Manners are especially the need of the plain. The pretty can get away with...
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God is like the sun at high noon, always giving all he has.
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It is true we have won all our wars, but we have paid for...
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If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
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As each child looks at the world through innocent eyes all they can see,...
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Evelyn slapped Raymond on the back with a laugh. You must be starved old...
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A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.