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Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
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It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy...
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I bet when they weren’t fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes...
Quote #28696
If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.
Quote #22640
Everything you’ve learned in school as obvious becomes less and less obvious as you...
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Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.
Quote #9267
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
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Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.
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When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that...
Quote #2602
A country which proposes to make use of modern war as an instrument of...