Quote #5573
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Quote #17852
Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience of 4000...
Quote #13634
To generalize is to be an idiot.
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #32873
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of...
Quote #34464
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #4453
It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing...
Quote #11555
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Quote #10598
When I step into this library, I cannot understand why I ever step out...