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Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the...
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Responsiblity is a unique concept. It can only reside and inhere in a single...
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If you can actually count your money you are not really a rich man.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
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There is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind.
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You can teach someone who cares to write columns, but you can?t teach someone...
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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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Sweet is war to those who know it not.
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The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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A guilty conscience needs no accuser.