Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can...
Quote #2268
A man said to the Universe: “Sir, I exist!” “However,” replied the Universe, “the...
Quote #24359
Forsake not an old friend for the new is not comparable to him a...
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #3001
I like a friend better for having faults that one can talk about.
Quote #34338
Talking perceptions, people. Do we really see each other for what we really are,...
Quote #31521
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in...
Quote #15179
Many search for happiness as we look for a hat we wear on our...
Quote #26110
If it seems a childish thing to do, do it in remembrance that you...