Quote #2571
Favorite animal: steak.
Quote #30444
If you explore beneath shyness or party chit-chat, you can sometimes turn a dull...
Quote #1768
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated, but not signed.
Quote #1502
A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that...
Quote #5411
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently...
Quote #8202
One day the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #25811
For memory has painted this perfect day With colors that never fade, And we...
Quote #14674
Freedom is just Chaos, with better lighting.
Quote #34799
The past is the only dead thing that smells sweet.