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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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Men are so stupid and concerned with their present needs, they will always let...
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
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Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
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A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the...
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The scientific name for an animal that doesn’t either run from or fight its...
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No matter how one approaches the figures, one is forced to the rather startling...
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You can’t change who you are, but you can surely make the best of...
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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.
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I will charge thee nothing but the promise that thee will help the next...