Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.
Quote #23757
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Quote #16819
If you can remember anything about the sixties, you weren’t really there.
Quote #17997
Well begun is half done.
Quote #7912
There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is...
Quote #19743
Do definite good first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.
Quote #28362
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Quote #3653
If debugging is the art of removing bugs, then programming must be the art...
Quote #30833
Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.
Quote #7428
Men are only clever at shifting blame from their own shoulders to those of...