Quote #17794
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not...
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #33183
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Quote #26489
Brave men are all vertebrates they have their softness on the surface and their...
Quote #20844
What’s done can’t be undone.
Quote #17877
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
Quote #20495
I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
Quote #16265
Early civilizations complained about still earlier ones, much as we do about both
Quote #23241
Image creates desire. You will what you imagine.
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...