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Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed...
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Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still...
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Learn to get in touch with silence within yourself, And know that everything in...
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Life is like a blanket too short. You pull it up and your toes...
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Friends are relatives you make for yourself.
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You must lose a fly to catch a trout.
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The proper basis for marriage is a mutual misunderstanding.