Quote #1858
Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.
Quote #871
To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave...
Quote #20710
Consistency is the last resort of the unimaginative.
Quote #28204
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #32425
Follow the habit of asking, ‘How do you know’ Never accept opinions as facts....
Quote #610
Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.
Quote #29270
All of his saves have come in relief appearances
Quote #28290
When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to...
Quote #22195
A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
Quote #33991
When everyone is somebody, then no one’s anybody.